It's ok to
talk to God.
In fact every religion
In the world
Promotes this kind of activity
Called prayer!
But God forbid (God forbid?)
If God talks to you,
Don't tell anyone,
Because they'll probably
Call you crazy.
They might lock you up
Give you psychotherapy,
Shock therapy
Or worse.
History has proven
Over and over,
That it's much easier to recognize
That someone has talked to God
After they're dead.
So if God happens to
Whisper in your ear,
Be sure and keep it secret,
Cause even the best have gotten crucified
After they told everyone
God was talking to them.
P.S. This poem is a total figment of my
imagination.
Don't believe a word of it.
